A week in pubs: w/c 8 August 2011

17 08 2011

Pub visits this week 4
Locations Sheffield, Grimsby

A couple we’ve recently made friends with have just moved to Sheffield. They like pubs. Pretty good choice, then. And they’ve got themselves a place in Crookes. I think that’ll be a night at the Princess Royal then.

So on Wednesday a little group of us get to the pub with Dan and Hannah (who put my band on at the Castle Hotel in Manchester the other week, just before they moved). There’s something uniquely stimulating about talking with people you’re definitely friends with but don’t yet know a lot about. And the Princess Royal is as fine a place as anywhere to do just that. If you’ve never tried Seven Hills from the Sheffield Brewery Co, by the way, then don’t. Not that you won’t like it. You will. You’ll drink it all. And then there won’t be any left for me.

University Arms (2)

Friday night is an overlapping pub night. At five o’clock I go to the University Arms (pictured above) with Heidi from work. Heidi is off the booze, and spends an hour there drinking water and waiting for me to finish talking about pop music. For reasons we will probably never know, rather than taking the obvious and entirely sensible option of running away home very quickly, she accompanies me to the Bath Hotel.

There I persuade Heidi that, when she’s back on the booze, the first thing she should do is neck a pint of Thorne Pale Ale. We sit by a large window, letting dusk draw in behind us. Presently, by the magic of Twitter, my friends Markie and Richard turn up, so that when Heidi leaves a little later, one night out at the pub has overlapped with another.

I like it when this happens. It plants concepts in my mind that make me smile: concepts like serendipity and happenstance. It makes me feel like a gymnast swinging from one of those ropes with the little loops at the end, to the next one. It suggests, on quite a fundamental level, that life is worthwhile. And it gets me pleasantly squiffy because I stay out for a couple of hours longer.

Bath Hotel (2)

On Saturday it’s the start of the football season for my club, Grimsby Town. I’ll watch them play, and before I do I’ll have a drink in the Rutland Arms (featured here) too, just along the road from the ground. But hey, it’s not all bad.

Despite promising their supporters a fresh start for the 18 gazillionth time in recent seasons, Grimsby record an inevitable 2-0 defeat. The Rutland Arms, which seems to have a completely new set of people working the bar every time we visit, has a completely new set of people working the bar. Usually we come here rather than, say, the Imperial just along the road so that we can at least hear each other speak. Today’s completely new set of people working the bar, however, have cranked up the volume on the jukebox way beyond any kind of reasonable level for a Saturday lunchtime. It’d be pushing it on a Saturday night.

For all that, though, the place is brought to life by the appearance of a couple of dozen visiting supporters. Tucked away somewhere to the rear of nowhere, the Rutland Arms is unknown to most of the population of Grimsby, let alone the people of Fleetwood, crossing from west coast to east. Yet here they are, packing it right out. And cheering it right up.

If you’ve got the nine-year-old-boy mentality of one of those hooligan types, you might upset yourself over the other lot ‘taking over’ your place. If you’ve got any appreciation of pubs, though – or basically any sense at all – then your heart will leap a little to see more than a little life, albeit just for an hour or two, breathed into a moribund pub.





A week in pubs: w/c 18 July 2011

27 07 2011

Pub visits this week 3
Locations Dronfield, Sheffield, Birmingham

There are times when we all wish we could be another person. As a fan of Grimsby Town there are many times when I wish I could just support another football club. Most of the time this is simply because they’re rubbish. But there’s far more to supporting a club than the simple matter of its results. So I often wish I supported Sheffield instead of Grimsby Town. Not because they’re a better team – they’re three divisions lower – but because I could go to the Coach & Horses (featured here) for a pint before the match.

Sometimes I do anyway. The beer at the Coach & Horses – the pub attached to Sheffield’s home ground, which is actually a mile or two away in Dronfield – is supplied by the nearby Thornbridge brewery. It’s so good that I often go and watch Sheffield instead of Grimsby Town just so I can go to their games and drink some of it.

On Wednesday this week, I have the best of both worlds (‘best’ being a word that really needs to carry inverted commas in the context of Grimsby Town Football Club). Town have a friendly away against Sheffield. It’s great. Because I’ve been here before, I know about the gate at the back of the stand which opens mid-way through the match so you can get back in to the pub for another quick pint at half time. There are at least 200 more Town fans here, and I beat them all to the bar.

My perennially rubbish team shows some alarming signs of being a bit less rubbish as they ease to a 2-0 win in a crescendo of rain. As we file back into the Coach (pictured below) at full time there are two quandaries to grapple with. Who looks the best of the new players – could Artus turn out to be an even better signing than Pearson? And the Chiron pale ale is in such similarly tip-top form that I’m daring to wonder whether it’s an even better pint than the Jaipur.

Coach and Horses

Another treat for the tastebuds arrives on Friday evening. But it’s a bit of a strange night at Sheffield’s Rutland Arms (featured here). Roll through the doors at this point of a typical week and already it’ll be densely populated with graphic designers, photography students, web developers and a bloke with a big nose who looks like Noddy Holder. Everyone will be out from work and stretching out their feet under the table in anticipation of a long night here.

This Friday it’s different. It’s still busy but somehow a little sparser, like a football crowd starting to thin during stoppage time. There’s an air of the temporary about it all: folk are coming and going instead of taking up a table on a six-month lease. The reason, as far as I understand it, is the Tramlines festival starting up a few minutes’ walk away.

Well, at least we can get a seat when Dan and I pitch up after band practice. And we can drink some Grey Ghost IPA. If it’s not the best beer I’ve tasted this year – and it may very well be – then it’s at least the best named, because the spectral quality of its title extends to its tantalising taste.

The initial kick of its 5.9% abv is substantial enough: it’s a beer that lets you know it’s there. But then it’s not quite clear where the taste ends. Around the edges it somehow shimmers hauntingly away, melting into buttery intangibility. If the cleanly and sharply defined taste of other pale ales is like a light switching on and off, the gradual flavour of Grey Ghost is like the sun rising and setting.

The Victoria

On Saturday my band begins the tour we’re doing to link in with our first single. We’re starting in Birmingham, at the Victoria (pictured above), just two minutes’ walk from the living hell that is New Street station.

We arrive at the Vic, take all our gear upstairs, come back down and sit down around a table for a pint. We sip contentedly at Mad Goose, a delightful, zingy pale ale which is a million miles from the vile Brew XI and the sewerage scent of badly kept draught Bass which used to dominate pubs for most of the time I lived down this way. We’re playing an indiepop gig, too, of course, and those never used to happen here either. So I reflect happily for a moment on how far Birmingham has come since those dark days.

Then a lad with Paul Weller hair and sideburns stands up with his mates and they all start chanting a Stone Roses song, and it sounds absolutely bastard awful, and I think, well, actually, in other ways Birmingham hasn’t changed a bit in two entire decades.








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